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The eggs are designed to be inserted into the vagina where the clenching required to keep them in place trains the pelvic floor. Every woman should practice pelvic floor exercises, they are especially beneficial after childbirth. As well as keeping the waterworks under control, strengthening the pelvic floor means that you can grip your lover’s penis more tightly, making sex more pleasurable for you both.

Initially the manufacturers recommend using these eggs for short periods of time, until you have built up your stamina. Smaller and heavier eggs require more effort to hold. These eggs are on the smallish end of the scale, with a length of just 4.5cm, and weighing in at 34g each. Some users might find it disconcerting to insert eggs without strings to retrieve them. However, it is quite easy to retrieve them by bearing down and then you should feel them and be able to pull them out.

The finish on the eggs is very high, they are super smooth glass and could be warmed or cooled in water to add some spice to some play. Or you could take a trip out with the eggs in, with just your lover sharing your secret! All in all, they are lovely and make pelvic floor exercises a pleasure.

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After a busy play session it is the time to recover, come back down to reality and finally clean all the toys… It’s times like this I wish we had a house maid who would take our tray of toys away for cleaning, just like in Fifty Shades of Grey.

The leather ring gag arrived in the usual nondescript blue poly postage bag. Inside the gag had very minimal packaging, just a clear poly bag. The gag itself consists of a metal ring wrapped in leather. We have the large version, which has an outer diameter or 55mm and inner diameter of 40mm. From this ring are attached two soft leather straps, one of which terminates in a simple double ring buckle. The entire length end to end is 72cm, plenty enough to go around the biggest of heads! The large ring on this gag was in fact too big for Ms Kinnk to even insert in her mouth! Ms Kinnk does have a very small head and often buy glasses from the childrens range, has trouble with dental X-Ray guides and takes an XS size motorcycle helmet… I had no such issue, but do double check sizing before ordering.

The craftsmanship and finish of the gag is good. The ring feels solid, and the leather wrapping it is laid such to give a smooth surface on the outer edge in contact with your mouth. Although it does overlap on the inside edge of the ring giving a stepped effect. The double ring buckle is basic, but functional. On the positive side, it has no pin, so doesn’t need a tug tighter to release it. The excess strap does flap loose, an extra leather loop to thread it into would have been nice.

In use the gag is very effective, it is nigh on impossible to speak anything comprehensible, everything just comes out as ‘ahhhhhh’ or ‘gahhhhhh’ sounds. This gag won’t silence a submissive, but it will remove their voice. The gag is fairly comfortable to wear, it doesn’t dig in or rub thanks to the soft leather strap. However, due to the nature of the way it forces the mouth wide open, it can cause jaw ache after a while. Of course this is all part of the desired punishment. The other great part of the punishment comes from the way it causes extreme dribbling. That’s right, your submissive will be drooling, slobbering and dribbling uncontrollable. A great way to remove control from them and cause humiliation.

One fantasy I had involving this gag was to place it on Ms Kinnk, forcing her mouth open for oral sex, preventing any resistance. However this idea was not only scuppered by Ms Kinnk’s small mouth but also because the ring is actually too small comfortable accommodate a penis. Oh well.

Overall, I have been impressed with this ring gag, it’s a well made item, with lots of potential and available at a very reasonable price. However, due to Ms Kinnk’s limits and natural tendency to be submissive, we probably won’t be using this gag very often. I am sure others who enjoy gags and are looking for something new, will find it an invaluable addition to their play.

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Inspired by the big hippy dream catchers that you may have hung up in the window, and all the rage back in the day. This is my Fantasy Catcher, to catch your best and deepest fantasies, so that they may be enacted out. Of course, once you have this lovely ring gag in place, you’ll be a slobbery submissive and anything could happen.

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In the box are just the two restraints, each made from neoprene with Velcro fasteners. Attached to each there is a large plastic sucker which you moisten and stick to smooth surfaces. I chose a pair with purple trim.

Usage is straight forward, the Velcro straps have ample length, so should cater for almost all sizes of wrist or ankle. In fact, I often found there was a good deal of extra slack going spare when used on Ms Kinnk wrists, which was a little untidy. Craftsmanship is good, no visible issues and on par with what you’d expect for the price. The large suckers (8.25cm diameter) do stick effectively if moistened well and used on a nice smooth surface like tiles, glass, granite etc. Less well on wooden surfaces though. However a feisty submissive will be able to slide them about, even if they are unlikely to pull their wrists free from them.

Picture the scene, returning home from a great night out, hot and sweaty after lots of dancing. I lead Ms Kinnk into the shower room, strip off all her clothes and direct her into shower. I fasten her wrists high up above her head with these restraints, letting the warm water drench her, beading down her body. I delicately wash her long hair, massaging and lathering the shampoo and conditioner. I then clean and sponge her whole body, getting her all slippery and smelling sweet. My fingers glide over her entire body, but ultimately finding her clit and I gently tease her. All the while Ms Kinnk is at my mercy, unable to escape and getting more and more turned on, like myself. I pull up close to her and slide my penis into her very wet vagina. A great way to finish a night.

Care wise, the neoprene works well in the wet environment. It driers quickly and leaves no water marks.

We thoroughly enjoyed using these restraints, they are simple, not too expensive and more than adequate for some fun. Sure they are not as strong as some pricier leather restraints, but still great for some light play in the bathroom. They did however show up the limitations of our tiny bathroom, these restraints are better suited to larger bathrooms and shower cubicles. A good toy to pack for a night away in a posh hotel.

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This cock cage is from Doc Johnson, the well known US sex toy manufacturer and is part of their TitanMen range, which is primarily aimed at gay male market. It’s constructed from TPE and free from phthalates. Size wise, it measures in at 50mm long and about 38mm in diameter. Three colours are available, black, blue and white, I chose the black, as black wins every time! The TPE material is super stretchy, but as sliding it on your penis is still a little fiddly, some lube definitely helps.

As with other cock rings, this cock cage helps you stay harder for longer, by restricting blood flow out of your penis. All good stuff, but Doc Johnson recommend you don’t wear this for longer than 20 minutes at a time. Other claimed benefits are for your partner, through the added girth and ribbed texture, both of which are intended to give extra stimulation during intercourse.

So how did it perform? As mentioned, sliding it on was a bit fiddly as you stretch it wide open to go over your penis and then slide it down to the base. Some lube and neatly trimmed pubic hair helps a lot. But once in place, the cock cage feels comfortable, not overly constricting and I did find it helped me get hard and maintain my erection during foreplay.  Ms Kinnk’s verdict was less glowing however. She found it rubbed too much in an uncomfortable way, in particular where she has some scar tissue from child birth and isn’t so flexible any more. As this cage doesn’t cover the full length of your penis, there’s a hard edge that hits the vagina on each thrust. So I wouldn’t take this this as a conclusive bad verdict, more that this product just didn’t work for us.

Ultimately everybody is different, we’re all different shapes and sizes and this makes sex toy reviewing very subjective. Here we have a product that just didn’t work well for us, but I can see it working well for others. At just a tenner, there isn’t much to lose either way. If you like large, ribbed dildos, then this could be a great toy for you and your partner.

Easter: the start or spring, new life and time to get to it like randy bunnies. So shave off that winter coat and spring about like a spring lamb, with these kegel eggs in place you’ll soon be as fit as a fiddle. Mini eggs always go down well, (as do I) but how do you eat yours?!

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