A 24ct gold dildo. Yep, you read that right. When we saw these on show at Erotica last year they certainly stood out. Super shiny, gold plated and presented in their own little wooden chest. So when Cocoa London asked us to review one of their products, we obviously jumped at the opportunity.
Roll on the knock on the door of our local Postie, thankfully handing me a non-descript package. Frantically opening it, I was presented with a small wooden box, with an ornately carved lid. Definitely not your run of the mill toy. I lifted the lid of the chest, half expecting to see a huge glow like some Pulp Fiction briefcase, inside was the beautiful gold dildo delicately sunk into a block of perfectly moulded foam. Snuggled in there, gleaming wonderfully, all shiny and reflecting back my cheesy grin.
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For you guys that think the prostate is just the source of problems in later life, then please read on. For you guys that know the prostate can be the source of much pleasure, then please read on too. Under review we have the an innocent and dinky looking black silicone dildo from California Exotics. Designed as the ideal prostate massager for all guys who desire a little more than just penis stimulation.
This Prostate Locator was produced by California Exotics and has been endorsed by Dr Joel Kaplan, the clever men’s sexual health chap. It’s not clear what involvement Dr Joel had, or whether he did nothing more than just stick his name on it. Who knows? TBH I couldn’t care less if it was endorsed by Donkey Kong, so long as the product is good. So, lets crack on and find out.
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Glass sex toys are definitely the most elegant and beautiful out there. I always adore the way light reflects and refracts through them, and the dappled caustic light effects they cause that remind me of rippling water. This Touch of Glass dildo has all these characteristics and even more beauty. Definitely the best looking toy in our collection. This example we acquired in a recent competition held by John D Stories, a tremendous stroke of luck, but also a great opportunity for us to put it through it’s paces and report back for you all.
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I always love the design of Tenga products, their sleek, minimal aesthetics that to the untrained eye give no indication of their true function. This very much holds true for this TENGA 3D Polygon male masturbator, modelled as piece of abstract geometric modern art sculpture, mounted in it’s own display case. It could easily be mistaken as some novelty from a gadget shop, alongside a Newton’s cradle and Rubik’s cube.
I actually received this Tenga 3D Polygon as a prize in a competition run by Insatiable Desire a few weeks ago, which was a wonderful stroke of luck. Nevertheless I still put this wibbly-wobbly white marble-like sculpture to the test. It proved especially handy over the last couple of weeks as Ms Kinnk has been ill and not in an amorous mood. What else is a frustrated guy supposed to do?!
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Flashlight are to male sex toys what Gillette are to male grooming products. They are synonymous and the standard all other brands try to compete with. The entire Fleshlight range is made up of variations of a tried, tested and very successful formula. A male stroking tube, with unique soft flesh like SuperSkin central tube mounted in a hard plastic case. The variation lies in the textured pattern on the inside of the flesh tube and orifice presented at the end, vagina, mouth, or anus.
With the Ice Lady, Fleshlight have now varied the colour too. Moving away from a life like flesh tone, the Ice Lady is semi transparent as though forged from a block of ice. The orifice is still a realistically shaped vagina with accurate labia and clitoris. All in all resembling a sordid ice sculpture intended for pleasure and voyeurism alike.
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