The Death By Orgasm Vampire vibrator is a small matt black bullet vibrator aimed at all the goths out there and who ever else has a fascination with Bram Stoker’s novels. On delivery, one can’t help but love the coffin shaped metal tin the vibrator is sleeping in. One imagines it has spent the last 600 years in there, whilst on route from Transylvania, to finally wake from its slumber and get ones blood rushing. The tin also makes great practical storage and keeps spare batteries safe and handy.
The Vampire features three different vibration speeds, which one can toggle between by repeatedly pressing the small end button. Vibrations are strong, intense and more powerful than many other bullet vibrators. Yet it keeps noise at acceptable levels, even on its most intense speed, maybe not the quietest, but it won’t wake dead. The outside is finished in smooth matt black plastic, which is thankfully free from nasty phthalates and garlic. Best of all, it is completely holy-water proof, so great for in the bath or wet’n’messy play.
Like many other bullet vibrators, the Vampire takes three LR44 button bat-teries, of which six are supplied: three ready installed and three stacked up in the tin waiting. This sucker’s most certainly ready for action! Being such small batteries, they do not last long, which compounded by the cost of these less common batteries on the high street, make this not a cheap toy to run. I recommend buying replacement batteries in bulk from Amazon Marketplace, where 10 x Duracells’
We originally purchased the Vampire to replace the bullet vibrator supplied with our Tantus Cock Ring, with had sadly died (probably overworked!). Like all bullet vibrators, it’s of standard size (60mm long x 18mm diameter), so it slotted straight in to give quite the upgrade!
The only downside we could find, is on placing the Vampire in its tin, the molded padding around it is snug and often depresses the button to turn it on. As such, I would definitely advise removing batteries before taking this toy travelling.
In conclusion, this is a mighty bullet vibrator, budget priced, but presented well, waterproof and strong enough to hit the spot before you turn wrinkly in the bath! Just stock up on batteries.
This review was both informative and funny — love your vampire theme, especially “maybe not the quietest, but it won’t wake dead.” Bullets never seem strong enough for me — your review made me want to try this one. Thanks!
Joan Price
Author of Naked at Our Age: Talking Out Loud about Senior Sex and Better Than I Ever Expected: Straight Talk about Sex After Sixty.
Glad you enjoyed the review. The Vampire is a great little bullet vibrator, definitely worth trying. Do report back how you find it.
I love the coffin design – I’m sure it would not only go down well with Goths but also make a great gift for Halloween. It also has a fantastic name – you can’t get much better than Death by Orgasm!